so...are you a dark clown?
yeah.. "wtf" was my first reaction too.
this is me :
[you will need to know this for reference when you continue to read this. and btw i was doing cam-whore bitch lips on purpose to be funny..]
today i go upstairs to get a drink and someone starts knocking on the front door. my parents are trying to avoid bill collectors so they have me answer it. some kid is standing there, he gives me a strange look and then proceeds to tell me about how he is in college and needs to sell magazines. but in between each word he stops and asks me retarded questions. the first one was "are you a dark clown?" i of course. like most people would be like wtf? then he explained to me about ICP and the dark carnival or circus or whatever. and i was hoping he would STFU. then he couldn't stop talking about my piercings. he was so fascinated he kept asking me questions and being like 'damn girl! they look good! wow!' and all this shit. for like 10 minutes. then he was taking about his piercings and how he wanted more and then he wanted to see my tattoos and then started to quiz me about why i took out my other piercings [you can see the scars from the eyebrow rings and nose rings i had]
i was thirsty and wishing he would shut up so i could get my damn drink finally. i was there for well over 15 minutes listening to crap about dark carnivals and answering questions about if i hurt myself with the piercings i have [because they have spikes], etc. he finally had to go since he wasted so much time asking me stupid shit. then he ended the conversation about he is going to return to my house with a camera because he has to show his friends my piercings.
i was wishing nick was upstairs because he would have loved to witness this. it was classic. it felt almost surreal. i have been asked many stupid things before "are you satan?". "do you worship satan?", "will you have my babies?", "can i pay you for sex?" [someone really asked me that before]. but never NEVER in my life was i asked if i was a dark clown.
crazy kids..i swear.